From the Mind of Master Imaginationist Crystal Connor ~"A Trusted Name in Terror."

The Darkness, Artificial Light, In The Valley of Shadows

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Where is the border between free speech and bullying?

Happy News! Dudes I’m so not going to tell you that I am going to be blogging on a constant basis because I say that every year lol. I hope you all had a kick ass Christmas and winter holiday season.  I usually don’t write about current and world/political events on my blog because the purpose of this blog is to share my love of #AllHorrorEverything with others who love the genre. Plus the opposing sides ever agree and those types of conversations are usually to the death but I’m going to today because the topic drifts into the zone of free speech...the life blood of those who create for a living.

After Sony was hacked I posted on Facebook that I didn't particularly feel bad for Sony and their racist little film. Needless to say people were stunned. It was assumed that because I write for a living that I would side with Sony on principle because they were a victim of censorship.

I always see those campaigns and post railing against bullying. There’s explanations of the different types of bullying, and immediate and long term effects of being picked on are often highlighted and sited in these types of threads. Videos of victims standing up against their aggressor’s usual goes viral especially if the victim responds with violence. There are helpful tips on how to report a bully or other suggestions on how an attacker should be held accountable. When the bullying is prejudicial the push back from advocates on team anti-bullying quickly escalates into the equivalent of a pitch-fork, flame carrying mob, and rightly so because this type of bullying is severe and can open the door to hate crimes.

People have no right to bully others
Bullies Lose In The End
Stop bullying & make a difference!
No one will miss a bully.

We’ve all heard them, some of us repeat them. But the way this works is if you truly want to end all bullying then you need to call it out every time you see it, but the problem is team end bullying only fight for the cause if the person being bullying is them or someone they know. It doesn’t work like that.

You either want it to end or you don’t. So which is it?

Now. Where is the border between free speech and bullying?

"It was a horrendous, unjustifiable and cold-blooded crime. It was also a direct assault on a cornerstone of democracy, on the media and on freedom of expression."
“People had been "murdered in a cowardly manner"
“Despite today's attack, Kerry said, civilization — with its core values of freedom of expression and a free press — will prevail.”
"It's perhaps a bit pompous, what I'm about to say, but I would rather die standing than to live on my knees,"

Judaism, Islam and some strands of Christianity all, to varying degrees, share an aversion to visual images and anyone who has done the minimum amount of research knows that.
Some are calling Hebdo's work satire but his cartoons are doubly offensive because, rather than criticize Mohammed, his purpose seems to have meant to be especially offensive.

Where is the border between free speech and bullying?

Let’s back up a bit: Sketch artist Ted Rall. When he drew our President and his wife as apes, the outrage was immediate…and global.

“an editorial decision that has been slammed as "stale racist drivel."

"When you consider the fragment apart from its context, which is a properly worked out satirical section, then you don't see the joke but just a picture evoking sheer racism," the newspaper said. "We wrongly assumed that racism is no longer accepted, and that in this way it could be the subject of a joke."

I'm repulsed and speechless at the same time. This is wrong on so many levels.”
“Your depiction of Barack Obama as ape-like is intolerable. Being critical of Obama, even ferociously so, is not the problem. Through British and American history, Blacks have been subject to racist depictions of themselves as monkeys and apes. No excuse is acceptable for replicating that history, no matter what your intent. If it happens again, your posting privileges will be suspended.”

Where is the border between free speech and bullying?

After the Sony hacking the Washington Posts said in part, “It’s impossible to summon much sympathy for Kim Jong Un. But now imagine this assassination farce was made not in Hollywood, but in North Korea or Moscow, and the leader assassinated in the film was a president of the United States. Or imagine the film was made by Iran, and the leader assassinated in the film was the prime minister of Israel. Where “The Interview” draws on stereotypes about North Korea’s ridiculous, yet terrifying isolationism, this hypothetical film makes jokes about African Americans and Jews — perhaps about the incompetence of a black man in the White House, or about Israel’s right to exist.”
If there was a The North Korean, Russian or Iranian version of “The Interview” Would we be so willing to write that off as satire?

I seriously doubt it.

The most memorable thing I've read from a Eric Garner protest was this: “Its not an attack. Its retaliation.”
Where is the border between free speech and bullying? This is something that we need to figure out and figure out quick, because like the saying goes: There Is Always Someone Bigger, Stronger and Meaner


You either want it to end or you don’t.  So which is it? 

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

12 days of Christmas movie recommendations

On the 12th day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me: The 12th broken seal   

11 gourmet meals

10 hours frozen

9 miles from nowhere

8 types of sweet cakes

7 Army soldiers

6 horror films (xmas tale)


Five Screaming Kids

four people dying

three crying victims

two crazy parents

and one insane bitch

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

On The 5th Day of Christmas...

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me: Five Screaming Kids
four people dying
three crying victims
two crazy parents
and one insane bitch

Monday, December 15, 2014

On the fourth day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me...

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me:
Four people dying...
♫ three crying victims
two crazy parents 
and one insane bitch. ♪

Sunday, December 14, 2014

On the first day of Christmas, my stalker gave to me...

Ok guys here it is ... my 12 days of Christmas horror movie edition!  Now these aren't all Christmas hauntings/slashing, some of these stories just happen to take place during the holiday season and others its just winter time (but close enough). Feel free to sing along, and come back tomorrow to see what my stalker brings on day four.

On the first day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me:
One insane bitch!

On the second day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me:
two crazy parents
and one insane bitch!

 On the third day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me:
three crying victims 
two crazy parents
and one insane bitch!

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Live Action Reviews! The Devil's Hand

At 3pm Oct 20th 2014, upon just waking up Crystal Connor checked her email, and found within a review link. Grabbing a bowl of cereal, she sat in front of her computer and clicked play.  For the next 86 minutes her neighbors were subjected to screaming, crying, and expletive outburst…

This is the unedited journal chronicling the harrowing experience her neighbors were forced to endure as she watched, Christian E. Christiansen's 2014 The Devil's Hand.


Reader discretion is Advised

Entry 1: What the hell, that's an elder.

Entry 2: You don fucked up now

Entry 3: You really think you can just change the prophecy?

Entry 4: Your gonna hide in the well? How is that even an option?

Entry 5: “Your own flesh and blood deceives you and you doubt the Prince of Darkness would do the same.” <-best horror="" movie="" nbsp="" of="" quote="" religious="" span="" the="" year.="">

Entry 6: Say that then!

Entry 7: Oh my God this Stepmother is a fucking bitch

Entry 8: How 'bout barring the closet door closed.

Entry 9: Wow, that is a hateful woman

Entry 10: What the fuck?!??

Entry 11: For the love, they're just kids

Entry 12: No, that's NOT the word of God

Entry 13: If you banish someone from the community why go look for them?

Entry 14: BOOM!!! And that's exactly why you need to read the bible for yourself

Entry 15: Dude, you've been banished, you just can't go back home.

Entry 16: JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE UNTIL MORNING!!!

Entry 17: OMFG what did I just say to you?!!

Entry 18: See!

Entry 19: OMFG YES! Finally
Plotline: When young girls start to go missing within a religious cult, older followers fear a long-told prophecy while the younger members suspect abusive elders are killing them off.

Scariness Factor: Slasher films = jump scares. Solid three. If you watch as many horror films as I do you know when to expect them and in which order everyone will die. That being said it didn't take away from this movie. There are some really fun eerie/creepy parts.    

Gore Factor:  This is a slasher film and true to form there is killing but not too much blood

High Points: The way it ended! Another huge plus was that this movie doesn't make the Amish faith seem cultish even though this particle group is. Like so often in cults, the people in this community are trusting the words of an elder over the words of the scripture and then are lead astray. The elder is doing some horrific things and I'll just let you experience the examination for yourself. The way they pit the younger man against the elder…it's a nice contrast and boldly draws the line between faith and fanaticism.    

Complaints: If you're going to make a person's culture the center piece of your story you need to do the research and observe their customs. These girls are about to turn 18, but when Amish kids turns 14 their Rumspringa begins. 

During this time they get to do Non-Amish things like wear modern clothes, drive a car and hang out with Non-Amish kids, doing normal teenage things like shopping at the mall and using cell phones. There not even punished for having sex or experimenting with drug and alcohol. It gives them the chance to see if they want to stay or leave. This is a big deal because if these girls would have gone thru their Rumspringa two of them most surly would have left.

Overall: I think watching horror movies should be an interactive activity (which is why I watch them alone) and the more I yell at the people on the screen the more fun I'm having. I'm a tough customer and I can be pretty unforgiving when it comes to the myopic way in which I prefer to be entertained.

This was a really fun slasher/religious themed horror movie that is absolutely worth the watch.

Stars: 3 ½ Stars

Where I watched it : VOD


Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Live Action Reviews! The Baby Shower

Things you never see black people doing in horror movies: Thing #23
Walk by a window with the killer standing right there and NOT see him! We make great use of peripheral vision!

At 1:30 am on Sept 30th 2014, Crystal Connor, bundled up in bed, downloaded a movie to her computer and clicked play.  For the next 89 minutes her neighbors were subjected to screaming, crying, and expletive outburst…

This is the unedited journal chronicling the harrowing experience her neighbors were forced to endure as she watched, Pablo Illanes 2011 Baby Shower
Reader discretion is Advised
Entry 1: No. Your kids need more than just you.

Entry 2: If you didn’t want anyone to answer the phn you should have unplugged it.

Entry 3: What truth?

Entry 4: What the hell?

Entry 5: Bad ass little boy!

Entry 6: Ok no, I don’t like this woman. They need to get Angela outta there.

Entry 7: Yeah, don’t leave her there

Entry 8: Wow

Entry 9: No they can’t leave!

Entry 10: The fucking tea

Entry 11: Oh my fucking God, what in the hell?!

Entry 12: Now who the fuck is this guy?

Entry 13: No she’s not, she’s throwing up blood.

Entry 14: Fuck this poor girl

Entry 15: What kinda people are these…

Entry 16: Don’t scream

Entry 17: GO BACK TO THE HOUSE

Entry 18: Hold the fucking phone, did Angela plan all of this over some fucking guy?!

Entry 19: NO! THAT’S NOT OLIVIA

Entry 20: Are you happy now? Those were your friends

Entry 21: Hit her again! See, no one fucking listens

Entry 22: Is he in on this?

Entry 23: Nope he’s not

Entry 24: Oh my fucking God, she is crazy

Entry 25: If the truth doesn’t matter then what’s the point?

Entry 26: SHOOT HER! What the fuck are you doing?!

Entry 27: Your not gonna make it.         

Entry 28: Shut the fuck up.
Plotline: Four ex classmates get together to celebrate the pregnancy of one of them. The venue chosen for the party is a country house located one hour away from the city. It has been a while since the four of them saw each other for the last time and one recently committed betrayal threatens to destroy their long and deep friendship. The revelation of a dark secret and a series of violent deaths transform the baby shower into a nightmare. A very disturbing one.

Scariness Factor: I’m going to give this one about 3 stars out of 5, there were more WTF and oh hell no moments than it was scary  

Gore Factor:  Again a 3, there’s torture and birth

High Points: Usually in horror movies we’re primed to think of the dark skinned/haired/clothed person as the villain director Pablo Illanes flips the script making the fair-haired one the bad guy which makes all the things she’s doing seem that much more off the chain.

One of the best scenes in the movie is right before the woman who leads the cult puts the S hook in Felipe’s neck. It was fun, wild, insane and unpredictable, toward the end I kept thinking about a T-shirt I had seen a girl wearing a few years ago that said ‘Hoes before Bros’ but jokes aside the ending is the perfect tragedy that will leave you asking ‘Now what?’

Complaints: The trailer. I almost missed the gem of a movie because when I saw the trailer I thought it looked cheesy it wasn’t until I read the write up over at the Horror Quest Film Festival site did I reconsider this movie. Glad I did.

Overall: I think watching horror movies should be an ‘interactive’ activity (which is why I watch them alone) and the more I yell at the people on the screen the more fun I’m having. I’m a tough customer and I can be pretty unforgiving when it comes to the myopic way in which I prefer to be entertained. With 28 entries and nearly a all female cast and an ending I didn't see coming this movie was a blast! I'll be keeping an eye on this director and all the actresses who carried this movie to the finish line.

Stars: Four Stars

Where I watched it : VOD